You had me at "I have a dog."

You had me at "I have a dog."

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Lions and tigers and your age, OH MY!

Lions and tigers and your age, OH MY!

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Sometimes I have a total bad hair day and I think of Donald Trump

Sometimes I have a total bad hair day and I think of Donald Trump

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You're pretty cool but your dog is fucking awesome

You're pretty cool but your dog is fucking awesome

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While you were busy having a baby, I was busy teaching my cat to play fetch.  #priorities

While you were busy having a baby, I was busy teaching my cat to play fetch. #priorities

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The two things I care most about: 1. the location of the nearest puppy 2. You

The two things I care most about: 1. the location of the nearest puppy 2. You

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Bottomless mimosas

Bottomless mimosas

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Thanks for chering

Thanks for chering

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RuHoo

RuHoo

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Yas Queen!

Yas Queen!

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Good job

Good job

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Good as gold!

Good as gold!

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Parton my french!

Parton my french!

6.00
Better late than never

Better late than never

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Reign on

Reign on

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Break a leg

Break a leg

6.00
This is a birthday Cardi

This is a birthday Cardi

6.00
You make me so happy

You make me so happy

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You're flawless

You're flawless

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Just saying hi

Just saying hi

6.00
Avocad-o-yeah

Avocad-o-yeah

6.00
Schitt!  It's your birthday

Schitt! It's your birthday

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#blessed

#blessed

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Talk about a ho into a housewife

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That was a voted-for-Trump level fuck up.  I'm sorry.

That was a voted-for-Trump level fuck up. I'm sorry.

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Get Shit Done

Get Shit Done

6.00
Cheer up fucker

Cheer up fucker

6.00
Shut your mouth

Shut your mouth

6.00
Expensive hobby

Expensive hobby

6.00
What a cunt

What a cunt

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Say Thank you

Say Thank you

6.00
Cannot kill the babysitter

Cannot kill the babysitter

6.00
Love your kids

Love your kids

6.00
Happy birthday

Happy birthday

6.00
We never like ‘em

We never like ‘em

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We never like ‘em

We never like ‘em

6.00
oompa loompa

oompa loompa

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Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary

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Flipped the switch

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Fancy

Fancy

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Pregnant

Pregnant

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Fuck

Fuck

6.00
Crazy

Crazy

6.00
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Supportive AF

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Congrats Grad!

Congrats Grad!

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Go Ahead, cut your own bangs

Go Ahead, cut your own bangs

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The whole gang will miss you!

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Guess Who pooped today...

Guess Who pooped today...

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I completely understand, Baxter.

I completely understand, Baxter.

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You're Not old.

You're Not old.

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Edith relaxes after a hard day of having breasts.

Edith relaxes after a hard day of having breasts.

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If I'm ever in a coma, I'll depend on you to pluck my chin whiskers.

If I'm ever in a coma, I'll depend on you to pluck my chin whiskers.

6.00
When did my razzle-dazzle become a fizzle-dizzle?

When did my razzle-dazzle become a fizzle-dizzle?

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Yes, son. In produce, as in life, size matters.

Yes, son. In produce, as in life, size matters.

6.00
Gynecologist appointments used to be waaay more exciting.

Gynecologist appointments used to be waaay more exciting.

6.00
Hello Fizzy Card

Hello Fizzy Card

8.95
Hello Fizzy Card

Hello Fizzy Card

8.95
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Hello Fizzy Card

8.95
Hello Fizzy Card

Hello Fizzy Card

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