You had me at "I have a dog."

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Lions and tigers and your age, OH MY!

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Sometimes I have a total bad hair day and I think of Donald Trump

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You're pretty cool but your dog is fucking awesome

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While you were busy having a baby, I was busy teaching my cat to play fetch. #priorities

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The two things I care most about: 1. the location of the nearest puppy 2. You

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Bottomless mimosas

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RuHoo

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Yas Queen!

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Parton my french!

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Better late than never

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Reign on

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This is a birthday Cardi

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You make me so happy

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Just saying hi

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Schitt! It's your birthday

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#blessed

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Talk about a ho into a housewife

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That was a voted-for-Trump level fuck up. I'm sorry.

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Get Shit Done

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Cheer up fucker

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Shut your mouth

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Expensive hobby

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What a cunt

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Say Thank you

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Cannot kill the babysitter

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Love your kids

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Happy birthday

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We never like ‘em

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We never like ‘em

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oompa loompa

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Happy Anniversary

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Flipped the switch

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Fancy

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Pregnant

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Supportive AF

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Congrats Grad!

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Go Ahead, cut your own bangs

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The whole gang will miss you!

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Guess Who pooped today...

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I completely understand, Baxter.

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You're Not old.

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Edith relaxes after a hard day of having breasts.

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If I'm ever in a coma, I'll depend on you to pluck my chin whiskers.

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When did my razzle-dazzle become a fizzle-dizzle?

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Yes, son. In produce, as in life, size matters.

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Gynecologist appointments used to be waaay more exciting.

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Hello Fizzy Card

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Hello Fizzy Card

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Hello Fizzy Card

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Hello Fizzy Card

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